It was noon and my ass was still sleeping. I’d been up late eagerly writing my first post for your amusement.
Suddenly, he came charging into my apartment with energy dripping off him, ecstatic from just having been outside playing ball.
“Baby.. You wouldn’t believe how hot it is outside, it’s muggy like Mumbai!“, he exclaimed whilst collapsing on the couch in a heap of hot and sweaty frenzy.
Well I’ll be damned… my man is right, summer has arrived…
Disguised in lingering sticky humidity that wraps around exposed flesh like a tensor bandage, maybe. But it has arrived nonetheless and I shall respond with appreciation:
Waffles drenched in real maple syrup….followed by multiple games of NBA 2K11.
I’m a hot weather mami who needs her dose of sunshine not some bummy mugginess. So I’m on strike in the meantime, playing hermit and baking lots of goodies.
If you share my bitterness and remain locked in your underground apocalypse shelter, here are some ideas on how you can pass the time. Oh wait, you’re reading it.
Today’s Burn & Listen: GZA ‘Cold World’